Bleach's Film Review

So i believe in my anti Titanic 3-D rant i described the current film landscape like the sahara, Well these are the second rate watering holes that i have chosen to drink from until something good comes along. So over the next month i will be reviewing the following…

Get Him To The Greek

My expectations for this film rank somewhere from luke warm to almost frozen. I want this to be good, You have no idea how much i want it to be good even though im not Russell Brands biggest fan. I did however like him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (7/10) but I dont know how much of Aldous Snow i can take in bulk. Predicted Rating 6/10

When In Rome

If my expectations of Get him to the greek are almost frozen then my expectations from this may as well be an experiment in cryogenics. Another Forgetting Sarah Marshall cast member in this one with the brilliant and beautiful Kristen Bell taking the lead, and although her performance in the cancelled to soon Veronica Mars will make me a fan for life i really don’t think this one has any potential. Predicted Rating 4/10

Whatever Works

No idea on this one, Going in completely Blind! All i know is its Woody Allen working with Larry David. Just from the cast alone my expectations are high. Predicted Rating 7/10

Toy Story Three

Ahhh at last i have made it to the plush oasis of Disney Pixar. Opening to a june U.S box office record weekend ($110) and grabbing rave reviews in the process TS3 looks like its going to raise the bar even higher with how an animated film can become something more than just something for the kids. Pixar raised the bar to almost stratospheric levels with Wall-E (8/10) and Up (9/10) but don’t doubt they can’t raised it again! will it be a perfect 10/10? Don’t bet against it! Predicted Rating 9/10 (I know i said don’t bet against it, i’m just covering my ass incase it turns out shit!)